5:31pm
W: how do I get dudes. just a quick answer. pls.
D: NOv. 15 it's everywhere. Dude.
W: awesome can't wait. 2 sentence description?
D: "Music worth getting sued over." Right up your alley, Esquire.
W: that's 1 sentence.
D: "Music worth getting sued over, spat upon and licked like a kitten. Like a shaved kitten, that is."
W: sweet that shit is usually my JAMZ!
D: I knew you'd be down.
W: you know it brosef, I've been outta the loop working two jobs to try and save up for school for the past year and a half so I was bummed that I missed out on all the DUDEs hype and kickstarter.
just started seeing info. about it when school started and I was spending more time around computer.
D: that's what they all say. brosef, that's strong
W: listen here scooter britches me and the ol' lady is up to our eye-balls in babies and I had to do something quick so I had to get a couple of jobs that were awful.
in addition to the job that I kinda liked.
D: sweet jesus you are fertile bunch. I applaud your move towards the decent life. and more ginger offspring.
W: thank you, I've always been interested in law and if I felt like music could support my family even just pay the bills I'd still be doing it.
D: tell you what, i'll trade you a copy of dudes for one of them carrot children.
W: done and done.
D: sweet. can ya'll fedex that shit?
W: actually we only have one ginger but we might have another one cooking we'll know in a cupla months.
I just opened the door and put a brown bag in his hand and pointed him the direction of Nashville.
Tell you what he'd probably appreciate it if you met him half way.
D: Tell him there's a good titty bar on the west side of knoxville...
W: he's already crying...sweet moses...that's gonna be a looooonnnng walk.
D: I can be there in a day or so
W: contact I can call at the titty bar? he's got his name pinned to his shirt.
D: Mona 347-666-PONG
W: perfect. there's no holes in this one its air-tite. Listen you don't feel the need to put the hurry up on the disc. I know yer good for it.
D:10-4.
W: peace. Oh...WAIT! did t-swif call yet?
D: 23 goddamn times. think it means anything?
W: as your lawyer Imma tell you DON"T answer her calls. Text her these words: "paper. you get the song when I get my paper."
she's industry savvy she'll know what it means.
D: sounds air-tite. You know what that means.
W: I don't.
D: Aaaiiight picklenuts I gotta dash off a piece about that very thing for AMerican Songwriter
W: for the mag?
D:this has been damn enjoyable
yeah the mag
W: What's the best way for me to keep in touch?
as far as what you're up to?
D: Imma bout to release a holy onslaught of shit that will be impossible to ignore
you got my everything, hit me up whenever you feel blue
and thanks
W: I don't get blue. Imma future lawyer I just clip coupons and smile dawg.
lates.
D: over and outs
W: peace.
Thursday, September 22, 2011
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2 comments:
Hilarious.
I think we need a kickstart project to get this guy through school.
David,
I am so excited that you are coming to the UK!
It really is third time lucky for me, I have seen you support Vertical Horizon in Camden but was not familiar with your music back then, then I saw you on The Rock Boat but you were playing with Emerson Hart, so I did not get to hear any of your own music. But now... you are coming with Fountains of Wayne!
Strangely enough, I ordered tickets for The Scala last week and in my mind I had this melancholy thought "well there is the Adam link, they should have David Mead supporting".... but I then dismissed it!
So, finally, I get to see a live David Mead show!! Please don't play anything too sad though, I start snivelling very easily ;-). Loving Dudes by the way (The Smile of Rachel Ray - gorgeous, but sooo sad!)
See you next month!
Michelle
(PS. Apologies for contacting you here - I do not have a Twitter or Facebook account, so could not reply to those posts!)
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